The "Brain" Trust
These dimwits keep trying to tell us what to do.
FRAPPATONI
Manager
Takes inspiration from Juventus but believes that 4-4-2 is always the answer.
HUDSONABICH
Assistant Manager
Has no idea what he's doing but does it with conviction.
FURLONG
Minister of Propaganda
Knows better.
PRACTICE
MAKES
PERFECT
CURRENT ROSTER
Franco Moriconi
Position: #10
Juve, Juve! Where's the camera?
Michael Furlong
Position: Forward
SlowMo Back Heel
Nik Wekwerth
Position: False 9
No-one knows what that means
Chris Hudson
Position: Defense
The only brains on the team
José Herrarte
Position: Defense
The Most Interesting Man in the World
Jeff Faucette
Position: Midfield
Purple avocado
Patrick Fisher
Position: Center Bench
Just one more
Jason Yeo
Position: Striker
Spicy
Peter Welch
Position: Forward
What left foot?
David Forsyth
Position: Goalkeeper
Flying Scotsman
Steve Weinstein
Position: Midfield
Round and round and round
Roberto Viveros
Position: Defense
Quiet giant
Phil Blair, III
Position: Defender
EMT and Destroyer
Aiden Mitchell
Position: Defender
Scarhead
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Gerardo Delgadillo
Position: Midfield
Golazo
Kurt Spreyer
Position: Midfield
Human Torpedo
Jamie Cope
Position: Defense
Irish Kung Fu Fighter
Michael Costello
Position: Legend
Pushing up our average age
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Eric Kuehnl
Position: Midfield
Long Cross King​
Dale Webber
Position: Midfield
Energizer Bunny​